and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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