If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
try to milk me bitch
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