Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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