Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
BRING THE BAGELS
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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