I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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