Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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