whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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