I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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