I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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