Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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