Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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