There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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