We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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