he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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