I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
high people should be assigned attendants
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
