i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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