i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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