He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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