I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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