My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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