dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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