I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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