4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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