I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you would pick up someone in the library
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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