Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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