after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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