i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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