you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I licked your asshole in confidence.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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