I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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