yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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