is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Maybe he injected his testicle?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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