Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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