I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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