My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He kissed a someone with a penis
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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