69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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