I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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