You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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