i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
How naked do you want me to be?
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