How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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