We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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