I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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