Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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