lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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