Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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