Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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