you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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