we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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