never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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