So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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