Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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