I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
well you can't waste a boner
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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