i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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