HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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