Do vagina's smell?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
50% drunk capacity currently
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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