I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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