I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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