Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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