Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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