I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I think i got beer on your cat.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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